So, I moved blogs so I could have somewhere to put my retarded pictures. But omg - I've just spent the last half hour trying to do a 'dot point post' including pictures. Just when you think you've got the bullets sorted (and they're all sorts of crazy) you add a picture and the whole things gets thrown completely out of whack.
So here's my boring, diary style entry (yes, I've lost all urge to be funny).
This is a list of all the things I was too busy or bored to write about in the last week or so:
- Finished tiling my floor. Now, to wash all the black stuff off the walls, the other floors, the tiles, and myself... I also have a sudden urge to play a massive game of one sided chess...
- Got soooo old I crossed into another decade. Spent the day being completely ignored by my child and completely spoiled by my colleagues and clients.
- I tried oysters for the first time ever, and enjoyed them. But was both disappointed and relieved that they had no horny making powers. Disappointed that the rumours were false. And relieved as I was only in the company of family, and well, let's not discuss my recent sexual endeavours or lack thereof.
- With the help of an amazing friend or two I completely re-transformed my house. Ripped up carpet, set up outdoor eating areas, reorganised my Coca-cola collection, ripped out plants, cleared out the garage and fell in a heap.
- Deliberately tried to kill a few clients, but that's a story for another time...
- Finally received my Zentai (full body lycra) suit in the mail and spent my morning preparation time re-enacting an imaginary hold up, as seen on Smurf Nightly News.
All up it's been a pretty exciting and busy week. And now I must rest and make sure I make it through the rest of the work week so I can fully enjoy all my hard work as people arrive from interstate to hang out in my 'new' house with their super sonic blue friend!
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