If time travel were possible I could procrastinate at more convenient times of the day, thus changing the title of my actions to resting instead of avoiding. I am currently procrastinating from sleeping for no real reason other than the knowledge that I have to get up at 6:30am and pretend to be professional.
Assuming, unlike most models of possible time travel, that only one of me ever existed, I would be able to use this wide awake time at a later point for something useful like report writing or house cleaning. And, after all that exhausting work I could return to this point in time or, ideally, a few hours prior to now and fall fast asleep.
While I know there are gaps in this theory, gaps which I could try to close with a few flow charts, Venn diagrams, and a little more rambling, I concede that as my sentences get ridiculously longer and more impossible to follow, so too would any further communication and therefore I must give your poor brain a chance to heal from the damage I have already inflicted upon it.
And with that I will sleep and wake in 5.5 hours to attempt to make it a whole day fluffing my way through a job which is far beyond my actual qualifications (not the silly sort you find on paper) but fun none the less.
Yes, I am back... Let's see how long it lasts.
